I am a student of Deen Dayal Upadhyaya College, Delhi University. I am persuing BSC Cs Honours , IInd Semester. Well that was just an Intro . The main moto of writing this post is that, if in future someone else goes for it ; He She should be aware of it.
Computer System Architecture is a subject which you will study in B.Tech mainly. We are unlucky to get it in B.sc. So Lets come to the point. How was my
practical ? :D I am a backbencher , rest i should not say.We are having CSA lab for past 4 months , and i didn't attend a single one . So i had a zero attendance.
As a result till last night i had no IDEA what the hell was CPU SIM. Then i started searching for it and found it and installed it on my system. I thought CPU Sim would be something like C++ or any language , so if i'll study codes i will get it in last moment. But i opened it , i was Amazed. :o This was something i had never seen before, interface was so ducking new . I panicked of course , but somehow i was able to bring one of my Topper mate and he started teaching me basics.
Guys if you are reading this article on last day of your practical, i would suggest . After reading this, watch a movie, eat a lot and have a good sleep. In morning , ask your friend what is fetch sequence and how to do it in CPU Sim . That's it , there is nothing you can do a before your CSA practical .
Now back to topic, my friend taught me and i was getting a little bit of it. He taught me for 3 hours and after that i was able to make 1st program of CPU Sim ( we had about 15 program in CPU Sim & 1st was simplest). Anyway i was bit happy , that now atleast i can make 1st program . Ok the day came , today i had my CSA practical.
It was 1.30 when i reached my college, time for practical was 1.30 so i was on time :) . Teachers started calling roll no. and front benchers started going in lab . My roll no. comes in last so i was waiting outside. After 5 minutes when about 15 students were left. We were sent to another lab , ( This lab was famous for cheating as most of teacher prefer to be in 1st lab). Ok , out 15, I had hope with 10 students that they will do well and i'll copy there programs.
Remaining 5 were my brothers , so practical started . I started CPU Sim and did some basic ( it has no relation with cpu sim , still for example i did " int a, b , c" ). and then i sat there for about 2 hours.The most amazing thing was, there was no teacher in the lab . Still i was not able to cheat , Reason was........ Un bakchodo ko bhi kuch nhi ata tha -_- . I really don't know what they did whole semester in Lab. I didn't attend any lab , but they had full attendance. My hope was broken , i was sad . Only one thing was in my mind ... BC aaj toh lanka lag gyi .... It was true , almost all were tensed , not a single student was able to create machine.
It was time to submit our program's printout. I was thinking what to submit , then an Idea came in my mind ( we backbenchers have got Super computer Installed in out Mind). I called one of my friend in other lab ( Yes! we are spy and no one catch our phones in exam) . And what he did was , he searched for a guy who had same question as mine. Asked him to take double print out of that program and brought one for me . And i submitted it , other students were like -_- ..... " Bc ham kya marane aaye the ? " .
So overall Viva and practical was good, if you have time to do CPU sim then please do it , because in practical you are on your own . But if you have 1 night left and if it's not 10 PM Yet, get a Tuborg ...watch youtube and get a good sleep.
Cause on one on this earth can save you now :D
Computer System Architecture is a subject which you will study in B.Tech mainly. We are unlucky to get it in B.sc. So Lets come to the point. How was my
practical ? :D I am a backbencher , rest i should not say.We are having CSA lab for past 4 months , and i didn't attend a single one . So i had a zero attendance.
As a result till last night i had no IDEA what the hell was CPU SIM. Then i started searching for it and found it and installed it on my system. I thought CPU Sim would be something like C++ or any language , so if i'll study codes i will get it in last moment. But i opened it , i was Amazed. :o This was something i had never seen before, interface was so ducking new . I panicked of course , but somehow i was able to bring one of my Topper mate and he started teaching me basics.
Guys if you are reading this article on last day of your practical, i would suggest . After reading this, watch a movie, eat a lot and have a good sleep. In morning , ask your friend what is fetch sequence and how to do it in CPU Sim . That's it , there is nothing you can do a before your CSA practical .
Now back to topic, my friend taught me and i was getting a little bit of it. He taught me for 3 hours and after that i was able to make 1st program of CPU Sim ( we had about 15 program in CPU Sim & 1st was simplest). Anyway i was bit happy , that now atleast i can make 1st program . Ok the day came , today i had my CSA practical.
It was 1.30 when i reached my college, time for practical was 1.30 so i was on time :) . Teachers started calling roll no. and front benchers started going in lab . My roll no. comes in last so i was waiting outside. After 5 minutes when about 15 students were left. We were sent to another lab , ( This lab was famous for cheating as most of teacher prefer to be in 1st lab). Ok , out 15, I had hope with 10 students that they will do well and i'll copy there programs.
Remaining 5 were my brothers , so practical started . I started CPU Sim and did some basic ( it has no relation with cpu sim , still for example i did " int a, b , c" ). and then i sat there for about 2 hours.The most amazing thing was, there was no teacher in the lab . Still i was not able to cheat , Reason was........ Un bakchodo ko bhi kuch nhi ata tha -_- . I really don't know what they did whole semester in Lab. I didn't attend any lab , but they had full attendance. My hope was broken , i was sad . Only one thing was in my mind ... BC aaj toh lanka lag gyi .... It was true , almost all were tensed , not a single student was able to create machine.
It was time to submit our program's printout. I was thinking what to submit , then an Idea came in my mind ( we backbenchers have got Super computer Installed in out Mind). I called one of my friend in other lab ( Yes! we are spy and no one catch our phones in exam) . And what he did was , he searched for a guy who had same question as mine. Asked him to take double print out of that program and brought one for me . And i submitted it , other students were like -_- ..... " Bc ham kya marane aaye the ? " .
So overall Viva and practical was good, if you have time to do CPU sim then please do it , because in practical you are on your own . But if you have 1 night left and if it's not 10 PM Yet, get a Tuborg ...watch youtube and get a good sleep.
Cause on one on this earth can save you now :D
From where can I get prepared for practicals of CSA ???
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I'm also doing B. Sc. CS(H) from DU, Sem 1 !!